dagger-happy's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Stick Figure Irony]

More high brow than most

I guess they're right when they say most Americans don't understand irony, because this was a pretty simple example of it. I can't believe one idiot said it was "retarded"! To the all the stupid people out there: He is finding out how to kill a stickfigure, but he is a stickfigure himself, so his attempt to kill a stickfigure result in his own death. His endevours result in suicide. Q.E.D THAT'S IT! OK??? Graphics were good and carried a cool, unique style; music fits in perfectly and it was a cut above your usual portal crap that is made for Epsilon Semi-Morons.

[...Camera Up My Ass!]

Ouch!

Cool idea and nicely executed. It would have been cool if one of them started shitting into the butt-cam, but then again, I'm just sick. :P

[A Cockwork Strawberry]

Not bad

Nice movie and a good point! However, you shouldn't include a whole song (or at least what amounted to about a minute) because it made what could have been 70kb, 455kb. Strawberry clock is annoying, but this whole thing is quite funny and he seems to have given people who make shitty movies a cause and a banner.

[Finish Him!]

pretty nifty

not bad. The filesize was nice and small, it was slick and fast, and quite funny at the end. I think you should maybe increase the framerate and make the stickmen smaller in future movies. Make more. Also, the other guy didn't seem to put up much of a fight :)

[Bad Influence]

Hee hee!

Short and pretty funny. I really felt for that poor, naive retard! But, come on now, stop teasing me - GIVE ME NED 4!

[Taliban Twister]

um, yeah...

Funny. I have mixed feelings about whether or not it is racist. Hmm. If you called it Muslim twister, then it obviously would be, but the Taliban are a bunch of crackpots and I refuse to fight their corner. It would also be kinda hypocritical for me to accusse you of mocking a religious faith after I made "bible-belt-man", a game that made a mockery of christianity, so I'll just say it was funny. What annoys me is that a pretty good movie is propelled into No.6 position, not because of it's quality, but because of who it insults.

[Yoshi's Island-Vgdc Final]

Meant to give you a 5, but my finger slipped :P

Not a patch on Sonic Vs Mario, but still fun. Why don't you try making a game? It wouldn't have to be highly elaborate. Like, shooting the VG characters or something.

[Paperboy (NES)]

yeah...

I was gonna make a paperboy parody a while ago but put it to one side to do other stuff. I would have prefered it if you used the 16-bit Mega drive version becasue there's a lot more interactivity with the people and stuff in that - not to mention better graphics. Having said that, you used the medium to a good effect and I quite liked it. It was a bit simple and predictable though... All the same, keep it up.

[B Is Also For...]

buh?

Was that supposed to be funny, because it just seemed weird to me - and weird humour usually makes me laugh - but this... Maybe it's some kinda in joke that I just don't get.

[DBZ in a Nutshell]

Points gun at head - slowly pulls trigger...

How the FUCK did this get to No.1???? I was expecting a tour de force: something with graphics more polished than Hostage situation; something with smoother animation than xiao xiao; something funnier than Soft Outer Crust, college University and Neo-bender all rolled into one. Gross dissapointment does not even scatch the surface of my reaction to this! You take a bunch of pics from some website, draw some terrible static frames to make it look like they're talking and record a commentary over the top of it, which you speed up for comic effect. The commentary, I must admit was quite funny, but why the hell does that make it No.1?????? All you stupid, biggoted 12-year-olds who hate everything that isn't "hella funny" have given this a five ("cuz it's got good sheeeiiit"). There's no justice.