dagger-happy's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Stick Figure Irony]

More high brow than most

I guess they're right when they say most Americans don't understand irony, because this was a pretty simple example of it. I can't believe one idiot said it was "retarded"! To the all the stupid people out there: He is finding out how to kill a stickfigure, but he is a stickfigure himself, so his attempt to kill a stickfigure result in his own death. His endevours result in suicide. Q.E.D THAT'S IT! OK??? Graphics were good and carried a cool, unique style; music fits in perfectly and it was a cut above your usual portal crap that is made for Epsilon Semi-Morons.

[...Camera Up My Ass!]

Ouch!

Cool idea and nicely executed. It would have been cool if one of them started shitting into the butt-cam, but then again, I'm just sick. :P

[Finish Him!]

pretty nifty

not bad. The filesize was nice and small, it was slick and fast, and quite funny at the end. I think you should maybe increase the framerate and make the stickmen smaller in future movies. Make more. Also, the other guy didn't seem to put up much of a fight :)

[Taliban Twister]

um, yeah...

Funny. I have mixed feelings about whether or not it is racist. Hmm. If you called it Muslim twister, then it obviously would be, but the Taliban are a bunch of crackpots and I refuse to fight their corner. It would also be kinda hypocritical for me to accusse you of mocking a religious faith after I made "bible-belt-man", a game that made a mockery of christianity, so I'll just say it was funny. What annoys me is that a pretty good movie is propelled into No.6 position, not because of it's quality, but because of who it insults.

[Yoshi's Island-Vgdc Final]

Meant to give you a 5, but my finger slipped :P

Not a patch on Sonic Vs Mario, but still fun. Why don't you try making a game? It wouldn't have to be highly elaborate. Like, shooting the VG characters or something.

[Paperboy (NES)]

yeah...

I was gonna make a paperboy parody a while ago but put it to one side to do other stuff. I would have prefered it if you used the 16-bit Mega drive version becasue there's a lot more interactivity with the people and stuff in that - not to mention better graphics. Having said that, you used the medium to a good effect and I quite liked it. It was a bit simple and predictable though... All the same, keep it up.

[B Is Also For...]

buh?

Was that supposed to be funny, because it just seemed weird to me - and weird humour usually makes me laugh - but this... Maybe it's some kinda in joke that I just don't get.

[DBZ in a Nutshell]

Points gun at head - slowly pulls trigger...

How the FUCK did this get to No.1???? I was expecting a tour de force: something with graphics more polished than Hostage situation; something with smoother animation than xiao xiao; something funnier than Soft Outer Crust, college University and Neo-bender all rolled into one. Gross dissapointment does not even scatch the surface of my reaction to this! You take a bunch of pics from some website, draw some terrible static frames to make it look like they're talking and record a commentary over the top of it, which you speed up for comic effect. The commentary, I must admit was quite funny, but why the hell does that make it No.1?????? All you stupid, biggoted 12-year-olds who hate everything that isn't "hella funny" have given this a five ("cuz it's got good sheeeiiit"). There's no justice.