dagger-happy's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Eskiblow Job]

What the fuck???

What do you mean "uncut"? It's exactly tye same episode except for the fact that you ripped off all the sounds and graphics, reducing the quality. You had no right to do this anyway. Make your own shit up or just don't touch flash, because it requires a modicum of CREATIVITY!

EskiblowJob responds:

Don't you know what uncut means? It means keeping the rude stuff which this has with Alfonzo's dildo!

[Tom and Wade talk money!]

Nothing happens

Is this just a joke movie you made in 5 minutes - I hope so! Pretty stupid, but then again I quite like stupid things...

AntiTanner responds:

Yea, its a joke movie i made for my site. I showed it to Tom and he insisted that i submit it to the Portal. So any bad reviews i get are his fault!

[Escape the fire]

Nothing to see

I'll make the effort to write a decent review when you make the effort to make a decent movie. Take some time over and do something funny, original, different and engaging.

Sequell responds:

Hey man, that's not my true movie... this is a peice of shit... just vote 5 for your experience if you wanna be googd and if you wanna be bad... vote X
on all the people in front of my movie... he he he!!!

[Sorry Critiqued]

It's not a movie

It's just a sound file. You should submit it to a sound or music site! So you took a few wavs and stuck them together. Is that suppossed to measure up to movies that have taken people weeks - months even - to make?

IamJacksalias responds:

It's supposed to be a crtique of my first short. Nothing more. I never said this took me a while to make, simply that you should watch the first short. Why shouldn't I submit this here? My submiting it here broke no laws and seeing as how this is America I'll do what I want.
In short: BITE ME!

[Mario VS. Sonic (VGDC)]

Great movie - but...

You and Rob have made a great couple of movies which both definitely deserve to be in the top 50. However, I really don't like the way that the both of you are trying to persuade everyone to vote a 5 so as to cancel out the pricks who give it an x because of some obscure reason. Don't you think everyone has this problem? Anyone who has submitted stuff will know about being given zeros just because the dickhead who saw it didn't like the shade of colour or some such shit. The point is, what makes you so different that everyone should consciously vote fives for you to protect your throne of number one spot? It's a good movie, but it doesn't deserve No.1. So why is it No.1? Because another band of dickheads has been voting zeros and xs for the other top movies like Hostage situation 2 and Xiao Xiao. We all suffer from this problem, so why doesn't everyone say "give my movie a five to cancel out the assholes who give it zeros"? Because they have standards. No offense, man, but you didn't have to win like this.

Randy-Solem responds:

Ah yes...jealousy makes one say peculiar and untruthful things.

[Mr. Bitch]

ok

It was alright, I guess. But then again, anything would be alright compared to the majority of total shit that is always getting submitted. The graphics were poor, music was good. Not much a story line...

halboski responds:

....but the music was good right! .... TELL ME THE MUSIC WAS GOOD!

[Stop the Pop-Ups]

Breast Implants? Gambling? Credit Cards?

A pretty good example o what we have to cope with, but there wasn't much past the screen shots you took and the blood on the screen when he shoots himself is totally derivative of "No luck Mikey". Decent food for thought, but it doesn't deserve a 3.11 rating.

Zyply responds:

Not really that type has been used so many times. just look at the difference.

<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=23272">No Luck Mikey</a>

[tubbies russian]

please don't make anything else.

All your movies are bullshit. This one in particular. The fact that you stole the idea of the insult generator from me and used it to make a piss-poor version does not exactly endear me to you. You do not show any kind of talent, humour or creativity. Give it up - oh, and I didn't bother to give you any proper constructive critisism because I've seen how you respond to people who do (Danath). You have produced some of the worst shit on newgrounds. If you think this is good then perhaps you are in the advanced stages of syphillus. Wanker.

HYPED responds:

I am sorry that your were born with out a penis and butt raped by your own dad for 17 year, and lost your ability to speak in a horriable train accident. oh yeah and fuck you too asshole i didnt steal the idea fron your gay ass insult thingy! me and a friend thought of it ok fuck face!

[Smoking Killz]

hmm

I didn't find it funny, but maybe that's just me. The graphics were alright and I guess it did HAVE sound (even if it only served to annoy me). For a moment I thought it was gonna be a serious anti-smoking movie!

Original-Clarkster responds:

At least you vote fairly. You consider what's in the animation. Thanks.

[Mikey's Therapy]

I wonder if Mikey ever found a girlfriend...

That was pretty funny. The picture of him with blond hair saying "Mommy" was great! The drawing wasn't great but the music worked well. One improvement would be to make it longer and have some more jokes in it because it was all over pretty quickly. I don't get why you were so bitchy to wade fulp after he gave you some worthwhile critisism about file compression, only to do as he said later on.

Drug-SeX responds:

hey Hey Hey me and Wade are kool now so you can shove it!