dagger-happy's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Kong]

Oh, Jesus...

We finally have a worthy contender against Hostage Situation 2! The animation was so SMOOOTH! And all the little movements, gestures and turns of the head that the characters made were perfect! The noir atmosphere was great too. This and Hostage situation 2 should be joint No.1!

[Mr.T vs Bin Laden]

Funny

The graphics were very rough and simple, but it was definitely funny! People like Mr T get things done, don't they! I liked the way that it was progressive from reflecting on the WTC disaster to moving on, rebuilding it and kicking bin Laden's ARSE! Nice, but needs polishing. They should definitely have a Mr T section.

[WTC: The Animated Series]

Not great, but I understand your reason for making

You bastard! Ha ha! I kinda understand and it is just a joke. Newgrounds, for a long time has been about pissing people off, and I think it exposes the double-standards of it's audience to laugh at all manner of offensive stuff that would make many weep, before suddenly pouring their heart out about the WTC because it actually effects them. Suddenly it's not so funny and the creator is not so cool. I haven't read any of the other reviews for this, but I think I can imagine them. Ignore the stupid hypocrite 12-year-olds; they don't know what they're talking about! I quite liked this movie and actually thought it was quite original whilst hundreds of people make shitty tributes in the hope of getting a high score. Funny and cool movie. Keep it up.

[College University pt 3-2]

I love C.U!

This is the best series on newgrounds! Unlike the totally repetetive and unfunny Eskimo Bob, you actually make the episodes include different jokes and themes. Some of the humour was kinda weird. But I love the premise and I love something of such quality being at N0.1! Keep it up.

[Stick Slayer Episode Five]

Wow....

That was mind-blowing! You used music really well as well as all the graphical effects... Oh, shit your flash is HOT! So much better than all that eskimo Bob bullshit; it should be in the top 50, the top 10, even!

[Osama takes it up the ass]

lol!

Yeah, I mst admit it did make me laugh! "Who's yo daddy?" It would have been way better if you had maybe spent a little more time on it and stuff, but I think it's a fitting tribute. Amusing.

[Lawyers for idiots]

Only a redneck would do that!

That was cool. Short, well polished and funny. Make more stuff man, this is promising. It would have been good if you had more victims and stuff, but I still thought it was pretty cool.

[That over-eating Kirby!]

pretty good for a first attempt

I mean, it's not very elaborate but what is there is nicely polished and funny. You should make more stuff.

[Floor:83]

Nice but needs polishing

Good graphics and a nice message; it's a relief to see someone refraining from the "nuke the fuckers!" rhetoric. I think you should have spent more time on it though, because the it does look kinda rough and it could definitely do with more sound. I think enough tributes have been made to this. Can we please leave it now?

[Escape the fire]

Nothing to see

I'll make the effort to write a decent review when you make the effort to make a decent movie. Take some time over and do something funny, original, different and engaging.

Sequell responds:

Hey man, that's not my true movie... this is a peice of shit... just vote 5 for your experience if you wanna be googd and if you wanna be bad... vote X
on all the people in front of my movie... he he he!!!