dagger-happy's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Lil' bastard]

Lovely

Great movie and ideas to go with it. Submit more stuff, man! I thought the kid was kind of cute in his naivety too.

[my favorite reviews]

I hate you GAY GAY OMG

Yeah, I know the feeling. About time someone exposed the legions of twats, but there's just too many of them! Repetetive use of the word "gay" says more about the Freudian complexes of the reviewer than the movie - I'm adament about that.

[Change]

Not that good.

Meh. What are you getting at? The music was nice, but the message was ultimately hollow; the kind of "inspirational" crap that plenty have spouted from time to time, pretending to mix it in with metaphysical questions that never seem to be answered. The art was good and an interesting style. But still. Meh.

[Uncle Fuck]

Fucksociety rules.

Anyone who disagrees is a cunt. Simple as that.

[Catalog Fiction]

Ha ha ha!

That was great! Bloody weird, but great. Why can't more people be as original as this guy? Make longer, weirder flash.

[Average NG user]

Go away!

Your flash is horrible and the whole movie regurgitates some stupid NG stereotypes that Americans never shut up about. Ah well, at least it was small. Oh, wait, what am I doing? I don't want to give you any credit!

[The Untelevised Olympics]

That last guy was a jibba-jabbin foo'

Well, I'd hate to critcise him for being so right about the twats who come here every day, but I liked this movie all the same. You want a really stupid Winter sport??? CURLING! That's the only medal our country's won - a gold medal, no less! (unless you were wondering, curling is sliding a chunk of granite across some ice while two teammates scrub infront of it with brushes) I'm sure that projectile pissing would be way more interesting. I like your style - make more!

[a goldiclock orange]

Best movie you have made

That was brilliant! A great idea expertly made. You even had the worldliness to send your own creation up. Vote 5! This time you have a reason!