dagger-happy's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Scrotum 4]

important movie

I agree with the last guy: this isn't the best movie on NG these days, but it is still a damn good one that beats the hell out of 99% of the portal. Music is used perfectly and it was undoubtedly a great influence to the people who are now making great flash, but before could only watch in awe. For NG, this was a very important movie and should be remembered.

[Elmo's Got A Gun]

It wasn't that good.

It was quite funny in parts, but I really don't find the concept of one-man massacres - which newgrounds seems to be obsessed with - all that hilarious. When you've seen one cartoon character shoot his buddies you've kind of seen them all. The song was, undeniably, good, but the graphics were poor and primitive.

[girls are evil]

Yuck, girl germs!

I suppose it was kind of interesting, but it would have been a lot better if you had recorded yourself saying it in a perverted scientist's voice. The graphics were spunky choco-pups as well (?????).

[Misery Loves Company]

Great!

Very insightful and very true! The drawings were faultless and very professional. The sound added to the atmosphere well also. I think it might have gone on a little too long, but it was still funny.

[Zero Wing]

What a disappointment!

I was expecting something amazing! You did afterall say is should be number 1, but it was realy boring. I can't put my finger on why exactly but I found the film tedious. Went on to long. Making it 4 megs, including a whole song was overindulgence.

[A poem----Youth Sucercide]

Terrible poem

That's one of the blandest, worst poems I've ever read! The writer showed absolutely no flair or ability at all. It was like a 10-year old kid had written it, just looking for words that rhyme. Oh, WOW - SO PROFOUND! If you want a decent poem with some real insight and tragedy, read "suicide in the trenches" by Seigfreid Sassoon. Spelling didn't help.

[Infantry Skirmish]

Pretty good

NIce animation and sound, although more detail and care over the general drawings, particularly the backgrounds would have improved it. It was kinda primitive when the bullets casing was flying out the back of the gun and all you drew were dots. Otherwise, it showed a lot of potential. It's amazing to see a submission to the portal with a preloader etc that actually works!

[AllUrSweetsRbelong2Sloth]

CHAAAAAAAAR-KLIIIIIIIIIITTTT!

A pretty clever parody and funny too. I'm getting pretty bored of the whole sloth tirade though - isn't it time to move on. The graphics were well cut from other sources, but the drawings weren't that impressive. Sloth always makes me smile though, stupid bastard!

[2pac Kills Dr.Dre]

Mediocre

A little disappointing. You should have made it funny, and the whole eminem - dre fucking thing wasn't exactly realistic. I guess it was okay, but only okay.

[Eminem in: Scard Straight]

He he

True, damned true. I always thought the little prick would wet himself at the first provocation. It's always funny to hear him rapping with other black guys because you realise how high-pitched his voice is!