dagger-happy's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Elmo's Got A Gun]

It wasn't that good.

It was quite funny in parts, but I really don't find the concept of one-man massacres - which newgrounds seems to be obsessed with - all that hilarious. When you've seen one cartoon character shoot his buddies you've kind of seen them all. The song was, undeniably, good, but the graphics were poor and primitive.

[girls are evil]

Yuck, girl germs!

I suppose it was kind of interesting, but it would have been a lot better if you had recorded yourself saying it in a perverted scientist's voice. The graphics were spunky choco-pups as well (?????).

[Misery Loves Company]

Great!

Very insightful and very true! The drawings were faultless and very professional. The sound added to the atmosphere well also. I think it might have gone on a little too long, but it was still funny.

[A poem----Youth Sucercide]

Terrible poem

That's one of the blandest, worst poems I've ever read! The writer showed absolutely no flair or ability at all. It was like a 10-year old kid had written it, just looking for words that rhyme. Oh, WOW - SO PROFOUND! If you want a decent poem with some real insight and tragedy, read "suicide in the trenches" by Seigfreid Sassoon. Spelling didn't help.

[Infantry Skirmish]

Pretty good

NIce animation and sound, although more detail and care over the general drawings, particularly the backgrounds would have improved it. It was kinda primitive when the bullets casing was flying out the back of the gun and all you drew were dots. Otherwise, it showed a lot of potential. It's amazing to see a submission to the portal with a preloader etc that actually works!

[AllUrSweetsRbelong2Sloth]

CHAAAAAAAAR-KLIIIIIIIIIITTTT!

A pretty clever parody and funny too. I'm getting pretty bored of the whole sloth tirade though - isn't it time to move on. The graphics were well cut from other sources, but the drawings weren't that impressive. Sloth always makes me smile though, stupid bastard!

[2pac Kills Dr.Dre]

Mediocre

A little disappointing. You should have made it funny, and the whole eminem - dre fucking thing wasn't exactly realistic. I guess it was okay, but only okay.

[Eminem in: Scard Straight]

He he

True, damned true. I always thought the little prick would wet himself at the first provocation. It's always funny to hear him rapping with other black guys because you realise how high-pitched his voice is!

[Feminem Parody]

Thumbs up

Brilliant graphics that are very rare on newgrounds these days. The song was pretty cool too. Excellent shit! The animation flowed perfectly - it must have taken months to make! Much respect.