dagger-happy's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Final Task]

They don't come much better than this

Beautiful. This is a real Titan of newgrounds which will never be forgotten because its so damn great. The only minor critisim I have is that it perhaps goes on a little too long - but that was just my perception. Otherwise: flawless.

[Deep Fried, Live!]

Perfect

This is a classic! It's one of the few movies that bridges the gap between fun little internet trinket to "this should be on TV!". Good graphics, good sound, very interactive and funny. I love it. Teaching us how to cook something is a helpful bonus.

[Moonstruck]

Excellent

Stunning graphics and a great idea. I guess it's quite open ended in terms of interpretation, which "turbulance" highlights pretty well. Colour and darkness is effective in conveying issolation and despair at the futility of his endevours. Jesus, it's like writing another essay about "Lord of the flies"! Quality movie though. There should be more intelligent attempts like this; they deserve maximum kudos.

[SportsBabeTV: The Cartoon]

If only more portal movies were like this...

Brilliant drawings and pretty funny too, not to mention original. Good job on compressing the dialogue, because for a 1.5 meg movie with so much animation there was a LOT of sound. Nice.

[Bedtime]

Very true!

My cat does that all the time. My god, the insesant meowing! I'd definitely like to punch her in the jaws when she's screaming for food at 4.00 am if she wasn't so damned cute.

[Takin' Retards to the Zoo]

Half-baked

The music was good, but you can hardly take the credit for that, since the dead milkmen where the ones who made it. The graphics where all just line drawings - you didn't even bother to colour them in! Some animation would have helped make it more of a "movie" as well. It needs more work to justify a decent vote. Don't stop making stuff though, because it was definitely different to the majority of stuff here, you just need to try harder.

SkullFaceNine responds:

yea, but at least it wasnt some stick figre bullshit.

[Eskimo Bob 24]

Feasting on giant tooth picks

"I'm afraid of sticks!" That's the kind of weird humour I love! The voices made me laugh too, although I think you could have done without the bit with those coloured blokes. It's good to see people breaking out of the usual formulas for an NG movie, i.e killing hundreds of people for no reason. I think this brand of humour is ... an aquired taste, but for those who are into that kind of thing (like me) it's hilarious.

[LOUD JUNK]

Great!

I love it! he voices arn't exactly accurate in their impersonations, but the cartman whining is exactly what springs to mind every time I watch that program. EEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEEEEEE! I don't know why, but weird foreign accents crack me up! Brilliant.

[World War 2]

Pretty good

Yeah, it was pretty good - but there are hundreds of other pretty good movies on newgrounds as well, and although the sound was brilliant, the movie didn't exactly wow me. Don't get me wrong, it was impressive, but 5 megs??? You need to do some serious editing there. Also, I saw 4 people getting killed ... bit of an understatement there! Also, it's annoying how the D-day landings of 1944 have, thanks to hollywood, come to represent the entire Second World War - where america did all the fighting, apparently. The majority of fighting went on in Russia and the Nazi army was crumbling by the time the Western allies belatedly invaded. Apart from those things it was well animated and a quality movie.

[Hank's New Job]

Well, I can't critisise it for being unoriginal!

Finally, someone who can draw! It wasn't great but it was quite amusing and a cut above most of the shite on NG. I don't really get what the hamster was trying to do, but anything involving rectal humour is a sure fire hit!