dagger-happy's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Surprise Surprise]

weirdo

What the hell is this "dominate" shit all about? This movie sucks, it wasn't funny, or... anything really.

[No Remorse]

Excellent

I love it when someone who is really talented comes out of their shell of humour and makes a serious, hard-hitting and beautiful animation like this. Very true as well. I'm sure thousands have contemplated these kind of rash actions from one time to another. I think the point of the gun being available is one you should consider. Is it healthy for a Kid to have lethal weapons so close at hand. "guns don't kill, people kill", yeah I know the rhetoric, but it's a lot easy to kill a group of people with a gun than it is without. If these kids in school shootings didn't have guns, yes they might have used knives or whatever was at hand, but they would have been overpowered sooner and lives would have been saved. Ah, what the fuck do I know?

[Mikey's Therapy]

I wonder if Mikey ever found a girlfriend...

That was pretty funny. The picture of him with blond hair saying "Mommy" was great! The drawing wasn't great but the music worked well. One improvement would be to make it longer and have some more jokes in it because it was all over pretty quickly. I don't get why you were so bitchy to wade fulp after he gave you some worthwhile critisism about file compression, only to do as he said later on.

Drug-SeX responds:

hey Hey Hey me and Wade are kool now so you can shove it!

[How to Learn Flash]

Fucking amateurs!

I agree with you, but you ignored an important factor that many newbies flaunt: FILESIZE. Now, I guess this wasn't that big (432k), but considering what was there, you hardly needed a preloader at all. The end part was stupid and pointless, and including the chunky section of that song bloated the file size when you could have just used a loop. The main point of the movie was damned obvious, but I guess a whole lot of people have ignored it, judging by the neverending dearth of good flash in the portal.

[End Racism]

Nazi punks fuck off - Dead Kennedys

I totally agree with you and I think, deep down, the fools who write the racist bullshit that they publish on the net agree with you. It's more of a cry for attention than political statement. Racism doesn't stand up to any kind of intellectual argument. However, I disagree with your belief that "somewhere down the line they will be punished." Stalin killed millions - even more than Hitler. His own wife committed suicide because he had brought misery upon the Russian people, yet there was no commupance for him; Stalin died in his late seventies after ruling the USSR with an iron fist for decades. And don't tell me he is now "burning in hell" because, being an atheist, I believe in no such place.

[Cast Away *SPOOF*]

Euch!

That had some really shit drawing and it didn't even parody the movie - it just replayed it in a more boring, pointless way. It wasn't the least bit funny. Give it up!

[The People versus Windows]

A whole new era for the word "crap"

This is the most deserving turd of the week I've ever seen! The guy who made it goes on about how it makes "sense" - when the hell have you ever seen a computer bleeding? Oh, sorry, that's just your atrocious graphics. There may have been one or two movies that had worse drawings than this but they have been voted into oblivion, as will yours be. Spelling was bad, along with the countless other faults. Probably the cream of the joke is the pompousity of the artist who refuses to believe the truth that his work is bull shit!

23681 responds:

it makes sense , the guy shoots his pc cos hes pissed off , doesnt matter if 'blood' comes out of it .

[Beatles - Revolution]

Cool vibes, man

There wasn't much there apart from the song. However, you did try to make it more interactive with thought and lyrics which were good and gave you something to do while it loaded. I can't belive the whole song is 600 Kb! It's a miracle! The beatles were excellent musicians. I'm only 16, so I should be worshipping the music of today, but all I hear on the radio is manufactured bullshit that exists purely to make money. The songs of the beatles, particularly this one were inspired and showed great talent; the lyrics actually mean something! The beatles are a nice detour from the usual mix of Back street boys and Limp Bullshit.

[Mortal Kombat - OJ STYLE]

You funny monkey!

HA HA HA! Very sharp - very sharp indeed! I love your stuff, If I was American I might say it "rules"! This is such a great movie and very political; ten out of ten, methinks.

[Moonwalker (VGDC Flick)]

"I love all children!"

That is sick but very funny! Where the hell did you get all the graphics for it? It's almost as good as altered beast!