dagger-happy's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Surprise Surprise]

weirdo

What the hell is this "dominate" shit all about? This movie sucks, it wasn't funny, or... anything really.

[Mikey's Therapy]

I wonder if Mikey ever found a girlfriend...

That was pretty funny. The picture of him with blond hair saying "Mommy" was great! The drawing wasn't great but the music worked well. One improvement would be to make it longer and have some more jokes in it because it was all over pretty quickly. I don't get why you were so bitchy to wade fulp after he gave you some worthwhile critisism about file compression, only to do as he said later on.

Drug-SeX responds:

hey Hey Hey me and Wade are kool now so you can shove it!

[How to Learn Flash]

Fucking amateurs!

I agree with you, but you ignored an important factor that many newbies flaunt: FILESIZE. Now, I guess this wasn't that big (432k), but considering what was there, you hardly needed a preloader at all. The end part was stupid and pointless, and including the chunky section of that song bloated the file size when you could have just used a loop. The main point of the movie was damned obvious, but I guess a whole lot of people have ignored it, judging by the neverending dearth of good flash in the portal.

[End Racism]

Nazi punks fuck off - Dead Kennedys

I totally agree with you and I think, deep down, the fools who write the racist bullshit that they publish on the net agree with you. It's more of a cry for attention than political statement. Racism doesn't stand up to any kind of intellectual argument. However, I disagree with your belief that "somewhere down the line they will be punished." Stalin killed millions - even more than Hitler. His own wife committed suicide because he had brought misery upon the Russian people, yet there was no commupance for him; Stalin died in his late seventies after ruling the USSR with an iron fist for decades. And don't tell me he is now "burning in hell" because, being an atheist, I believe in no such place.

[The People versus Windows]

A whole new era for the word "crap"

This is the most deserving turd of the week I've ever seen! The guy who made it goes on about how it makes "sense" - when the hell have you ever seen a computer bleeding? Oh, sorry, that's just your atrocious graphics. There may have been one or two movies that had worse drawings than this but they have been voted into oblivion, as will yours be. Spelling was bad, along with the countless other faults. Probably the cream of the joke is the pompousity of the artist who refuses to believe the truth that his work is bull shit!

23681 responds:

it makes sense , the guy shoots his pc cos hes pissed off , doesnt matter if 'blood' comes out of it .

[Mortal Kombat - OJ STYLE]

You funny monkey!

HA HA HA! Very sharp - very sharp indeed! I love your stuff, If I was American I might say it "rules"! This is such a great movie and very political; ten out of ten, methinks.