dagger-happy's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Story of Steven]

He's not a horsey, he's a monster!

I cried. I cried for the horrors of the world, the darkness of a man's heart and for anybody who had to watch this crappy movie! Having said that, it did make me smile for some bizarre reason...

[Barnyard Shenanigans!]

Pigs have 8000 taste buds - twice as many as us!

I always like insane stuff. Although I was a little disappointed by this movie, since I had heard so many NG fans praising it up to the heavens. It was quite funny in parts, but the timing could sometimes have been better. Actually, the more I think about it, the more I laugh at the serealness of it!

[Stop the Pop-Ups]

Breast Implants? Gambling? Credit Cards?

A pretty good example o what we have to cope with, but there wasn't much past the screen shots you took and the blood on the screen when he shoots himself is totally derivative of "No luck Mikey". Decent food for thought, but it doesn't deserve a 3.11 rating.

Zyply responds:

Not really that type has been used so many times. just look at the difference.

<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=23272">No Luck Mikey</a>

[chat room translater]

Good, but predictable

Yeah, it was definitely true, but we all, deep down, knew that anyway, didn't we. It needed more examples and - hmm, I dunno - maybe more innovation. Good graphics though.

[*~ FREAK? ~*]

That was great!

All the idiots who gave this a zero saying bullying is something you should just "deal with" are obviously talking from the perspective of someone who has never been REALLY bullied. The feelings of issolation and depression were brought through brilliantly with the noir graphics and lugubrious (get your dictionary NG fans!) music. This is definitely up there with corporate puppet.

[tubbies russian]

please don't make anything else.

All your movies are bullshit. This one in particular. The fact that you stole the idea of the insult generator from me and used it to make a piss-poor version does not exactly endear me to you. You do not show any kind of talent, humour or creativity. Give it up - oh, and I didn't bother to give you any proper constructive critisism because I've seen how you respond to people who do (Danath). You have produced some of the worst shit on newgrounds. If you think this is good then perhaps you are in the advanced stages of syphillus. Wanker.

HYPED responds:

I am sorry that your were born with out a penis and butt raped by your own dad for 17 year, and lost your ability to speak in a horriable train accident. oh yeah and fuck you too asshole i didnt steal the idea fron your gay ass insult thingy! me and a friend thought of it ok fuck face!

[how people get caught]

Good, but there's other good stuff to...

It's a funny movie and we can definitely all relate to it, but I think it has been at the top for too long. It's not THAT good. There's only realy one joke which is at the end, and it's just the variation of an old one. I like it, but I think we should make way for the hundreds of other cool and hilarious ng content.

[Ninjai Teaser Trailer]

I didn't like it, but you might.

I really don't like this movie. The kid's whiny voice gives us brits a bad name. Those weirdos he chops up act more like peadophiles than nasty ogres. What I really wanted to see was the newgrounds assassain blowing the annoying little bastards head off. Never the less, it was very well drawn/animated.

[Claims Indirect]

Not bad, fellow countryman

That was funny! I've always thought about making a piss-take of those adverts and now you've beaten me to it! You could use a catch-phrase like "STUPIDITY HAS NEVER BEEN SO REWARDING!". Graphics and animation were dire but your a newb so I expect they will improve. Overall it was a funny, sharp movie that us limies/pommies should be proud of.

[Eskimo Bob 14]

Leaves me cold.

I can kind of understand the humour behind eskimo bob, but it never seems to make me laugh. It always just seems stupid and boring. I guess it's like marmite - you lovie it or hate it! The Dragon Ball episode was cool though and funnier than any of the others. I can't get the song out of my head!