dagger-happy's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Unreality (KoRn Video)]

Slick

You've already got me on your side because it was only 340k which is damned impressive for a music vid. It was quite insular in the images and stuff - I can't know what goes through your mind as a result of the lyrics - but they were still powerful. It could be interpreted in all kinds of ways which is interesting. The teddy bear was well drawn too :D. It might be interesting for you to do some more serious stuff, because so much more kudos comes with it.

[The Sticktrix]

Fucked up mic!

I think you should wait for your balls to droip before you carry on with this. Wasn't funny either.

[mr.hankey evil]

poor

Slightly better than your average shit in that the music actually worked to enhance the visuals, but you really need to put some effort in to flash. None of that shit (no pun intended) was yours. The music's from south park, the pics were from websites and you didn't even bother cutting out the surrounding area around brittany which is just damn laziness. Pathetic. Like everything you've done.

[Tutorials Suck! 2]

not bad for a first time

Hey, man, that was pretty good. Maximum respect for actually working at your first submission before sending it in. Some of it was quite well drawn. It started well, but then it just seemed to sort of drift towards the end without a point. Still, you have proved yourself to be capable of half-decent stuff, so I'll be sympathetically generous.

[The Mind of Joe Movie#3]

Nice!

That was funny. Graphics and animation could have been improved and it would be funnier if it was more extreme (this is newgrounds after all). When I say that, I mean that I expected the blood to spurt all over the place when he hit the guy. Mind you, it's important to create your own unique style and you've definitely done that. Hope to see more good stuff in the future!

[Sonic Vs Mario (Parody)]

Not bad

he he! That was pretty cool! Animation etc were no way as good as the real thing but it was a nice little tribute.

[Agent Shmo:Illegal Aliens]

Interesting, but annoying

Good graphics and some of the weird humour did make me chuckle a few times, but it was also very annoying in places, such as the pissing. It's an old joke anyway - you just tretched it out to about five mins. The download time was annoying as well. It's nice if movies have some kind of a point as well. Great potential though. I wanna more of your stuff in the future.

[Mario VS. Sonic (VGDC)]

Great movie - but...

You and Rob have made a great couple of movies which both definitely deserve to be in the top 50. However, I really don't like the way that the both of you are trying to persuade everyone to vote a 5 so as to cancel out the pricks who give it an x because of some obscure reason. Don't you think everyone has this problem? Anyone who has submitted stuff will know about being given zeros just because the dickhead who saw it didn't like the shade of colour or some such shit. The point is, what makes you so different that everyone should consciously vote fives for you to protect your throne of number one spot? It's a good movie, but it doesn't deserve No.1. So why is it No.1? Because another band of dickheads has been voting zeros and xs for the other top movies like Hostage situation 2 and Xiao Xiao. We all suffer from this problem, so why doesn't everyone say "give my movie a five to cancel out the assholes who give it zeros"? Because they have standards. No offense, man, but you didn't have to win like this.

Randy-Solem responds:

Ah yes...jealousy makes one say peculiar and untruthful things.

[Mario vs. Sonic -The War]

Go Rob!

Cool shit, Rob! In my opinion, movies with that much blood can't be bad. I've always preferred sonic to Mario but that's probably because I never had a nintendo :( The VGDC version id No.1 of all time. Amazing.

[Mr. Bitch]

ok

It was alright, I guess. But then again, anything would be alright compared to the majority of total shit that is always getting submitted. The graphics were poor, music was good. Not much a story line...

halboski responds:

....but the music was good right! .... TELL ME THE MUSIC WAS GOOD!