dagger-happy's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Counter-Stick Episode 2]

Not bad for sticks!

That was petty good. The graphics were simple but fitting and the music was nicely atmospheric. Alright effort!

[Feces: A short film]

Crap (literally!)

Not funny. No sound. Bullshit stick draings. Unoriginal. Pathetic toilet humour. Bad shit (no pun intended).

[Sun]

Now that IS weird

Not much to like about it. If the graphics had been good then I wouldn't mind but the only decent thing was the music, and you didn't make that, did you?

[Super Mario: Pause]

Love it!

I really love your movies. All the other video game parodies derive their humour from sex, violence or bodily functions, but your movies are always, cute, funny and endearing. Ha ha! You're gonna need to get the English Dictionary out for this one! This was cool and an original idea. Kudos to you!

[Sonic: Going too up]

Cool

That was pretty good! Your English is a little choppy but understandable - who am I to critisise? I can only speak one language! Except a bit of German... "Es tut mir leid!" But I digress, it was a short movie, but I liked the idea and it was well drawn.

[Ned]

I haven't got any goddamned peanuts!

Ha ha! That was shit! But considering it was the first thing you made, it's still funny! I love demented things like this.

[The Portal Potato]

Brilliant!

I love this movie because rather than just being simple parody, it is satire, and great satire at that! People who say "it's a shitty movie" don't understand that that's the whole point! The graphics are badly drawn, just like with the shitty movies that are submitted every fucking day - which the portal potato loves. Don't you get it you fucking idiots? It's satire and it's the truest movie I have EVER seen. Damned funny too.

[Cast Away Uncut]

HA HA HA HA HA!

I've never laughed as much as when I saw that! "Wilson!!!!" It really pisses me off that good, funny movies like this are given shitty votes by idiot 12-year-olds who know nothing about humour, flash or originality. This is a fine movie and it doesn't deserve to be sidelined like it has been. Fuck the portal nazis, man - KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!

[Sorry Critiqued]

It's not a movie

It's just a sound file. You should submit it to a sound or music site! So you took a few wavs and stuck them together. Is that suppossed to measure up to movies that have taken people weeks - months even - to make?

IamJacksalias responds:

It's supposed to be a crtique of my first short. Nothing more. I never said this took me a while to make, simply that you should watch the first short. Why shouldn't I submit this here? My submiting it here broke no laws and seeing as how this is America I'll do what I want.
In short: BITE ME!

[White Guy Bad]

Hmm, needs improvement

People who say this is racist don't understand who's being send up. It's stupid, pretentious white trash who have an identity crisis and try to copy the predominantly black homeboy image. It wouldn't matter if the white guy was being himself, but the fact that he's trying to be something he so blatantly is not is what makes me laugh. Needs to be longer though.