dagger-happy's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[A day at work]

I HATE YOU

CHRIST THAT WAS BORING! YOU COULD HAVE STREAMED IT SO THAT I COULD SEE SOME OF THE MOVIE BEFORE REALISING HOW TEDIOUS AND UNFUNNY IT WAS. YOU'VE JUST WASTED A HUGE PORTION OF MY LIFE!

[Hacky Sack Jr]

Good

The graphics is good and you have obviously tried hard, so I'll give you a fair score. It wasn't much fun though and the controls were too complicated. I can't really be bothered with all the secret code crap.

[Combat Instinct 2]

huh.

Cool and innovative shooter. I think It's a little overrated though. The graphics are mediocre and the bang-bang-kill-kill theme gets kinda tedious. You did try to make it varied though, which I guess is good...

[virus bain]

Bitchin Bain

Not much to do, but how could I not like Bain-bashing? The crusty whore deserves everything she gets *touches shot gun excitedly!* It could have done with being longer and more varied, but i GUESS that's obvious.

[-=> Sucide Mission 3D <=-]

oh, dear

It's not the fact that you stole the graphics from another game that annoys me, but that you accomplished so little with them. The "gun" sound was the worst example of a gun being fired that I've ever heard. The graphics you "borrowed" worked quite convincingly and could have made a decent game if you showed at least a shadow of innovation or effort.

[Counter-Strike Shooter]

Mediocre, but promising

It could hav been longer and more ambitious. I think it was a little to hard to shoot the terrorists in time as well. It would have been cool to play as the terrorists. I'm not gonna be one of those pricks who gives it a zero and calls it complete shit, because it's not and show some potential. However, you need some major improvements if you want to move up from the wasteland of mediocre movies into the ones that people actually seek out and watch. More innovation would have helped too, such as maybe the opportunity to control your man's ducking behind cover, time-crisis style, or even control his movement. All these devices have already been employed in shooter games, so people are not going to be impressed by short, unoriginal gibbets like this.

[Stick Jones and the idol]

Not much fun

A good idea. Didn't quite work though, did it?

[Heli-Shootin: New York]

Why is this crap so popular???

I can't believe this shit has such a high score! In comparison to the hundreds of other shoot-em-ups at newgrounds, it doesn't even measure up, let alone improve on them. The crosshair is fucked up; the graphics are dire; its totally reptetive; and the author uses the classic trick of blackmailing impressed viewers into voting high to see the sequel. For Christ's sake, give it a 0!

[Horny Scarecrow]

You call THAT a movie???

I have reservations about this movie because, essentially it isn't one. There is no animation, bar the one poorly drawn cell. All it is is a peurile song that we all find strangely ammusing. I guess its not bad on the funny-factor, but it hardly deserves to be in the top 15.