dagger-happy's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Field of Fire]

Hey that was pretty good!

Do my eyes deceive me, or has someone actually submitted something to the portal that they actually put some effort into making? The drawings od the sprites were good and it was quite fun. However, I found it incredibly difficult because the soldiers keep firing at the same intervals whether you are behind cover or not, so if you mistime the point where you come out from cover they can all shoot at once and you are instantly dead. More health might help. Good stuff though. Promising. It was a bit crap when the men just turned into balls of red when you shot them though. Something to rectify...

Dante-Kamar responds:

Thanks for the feed back. If I ever get around to upgrading I do plan to add health power ups and make more realistic kills.

[Castlevania Priest Battle]

Who wants to go to heaven with all the gay angels?

It was pretty good, but I found it impossible to fight Jesus because when you try and jump and move forward at the same time it doesn't work and he just falls off the screen. Good, but not great.

[Weakest Link Smack Down]

top 20 best reviewed of all time???

The drawing of the boxer was really dtailed and impressed me a lot, but the rest of it was pretty average for an assassain mission. And we've been seeing assassain missions for years. Ha ha, stupid yanks can't answer any of the questions! Only kidding ;-{B

[you pick portal music v.1]

hmmm....

I really hate slow music, so I would have to say No 1 is my favourite. In my opinion, the music on the front page was way better before they added the guy saying "newgrounds dot com!". 3 Is nice too.

[Windows RG Build 207]

I hate Bill Gates!

That was pretty funny and it really encapsulates the foibles of windows: the way it claims to be so much better than it is; the way it blames you for it's mistakes. Nice, but not very impressive graphically or original. I've got Windows ME and I can't play my favourite old game Sam & Max on it because Emperor Gates has decided that we don't need the old dos that worked. Instead we have the shitty MS DOS which couldn't install a fucking mouse mat!

[Another Weird Ordeal dv2]

No 1!

At first when I saw this at No1 in the review section I thought "what?" But I love it! I have a real fondness for adventure games and this works just right. The fruit machine doesn't work in that I had to right-click and press play to get it to give a result. Brilliant though. Make it bigger! I loved the Anglo-Swedish feel to it as well.

raitendo responds:

fanks! the whole game is atribute to my home Öland I suppose. Although it's really nothing like that where I live... Well, except for the busdriver Egon. And our house is yellow too. Only loads larger of course.

[Xiao Xiao No. 4]

Blew me away!

It's been a long time since I gave a game a ten. This is wayyyyyy better than no.3! All the perspective and ... just everything. The matrix-style animation was fluid and perfect. Beautiful.

[pats insult generator]

You could have at least changed the name!

Mother fuck! I made an insult generator that was a fuck of a lot better than this about 2 YEARS AGO! Go search for it. This is bullshit compared to it with only a few words and you didn't even have the gall to record your own voice. Think of something original, dickhead!

[Peg Jumping Game]

what???

Maybe I'm stupid, but I don't understand how this game works. You pick a peg, which is taken out, leaving a black hole, and then you seem to be able to click on two surrounding pegs, but nothing happens. You haven't explained this very well.

[make a alien!]

Pretty good

That's an interesting take on the whole dress-up genre. It wasn't very well drawn though and it was, as Pico says when you give it a "2", nothing new. Sound would have helped too.