dagger-happy's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mission to the Men's Room]

Short, sweet and disgusting

Well, that was ... unexpected! Pretty funny and revolting. over in the blink of an eye though.

[Stick-Larious]

Don't waste your time with this movie!

I'm sorry, but that ... was ... SHIT! It was a complete non-movie! If you knew anything about flash that would have taken you 30 seconds to make. I wish I could say "good attempt" but it was wasn't even original. Ugh!

[Fast Food]

????

Weird. Hardly his best.

[Corporate Puppet]

Intelligent and original

Brilliant piece of art with some really stimulating visual metaphors. Shows that there's more to flash than just purile humour. The music worked really well, too. I'm impressed.

[Hostage Situation 2]

No 1 Movie

I can't understand why this movie is not at number one on New Grounds - It's streets ahead of anything else. The drawing and animations are SUBLIME! You HAVE to see this movie. I've only got a 56k modem but it was definitely worth the wait. That Xiaxio is pretty good but it can't compare with the beauty of this. If you dont give this movie a five there's something wrong with you!

[Insult Machine 2000]

Fucking rip off

This is a total rip-off of my "insult generator", and it's a hell of a lot worse! The guy sounds like my Maths teacher. You'd think he may have tried to add some original ideas into the mix, but no, he just completely ripped off my game - which got a far higher score. He has succeeded in making a game that is both unoriginal, unfunny and poorly presented. Total bullshit!

[Go to Bed, Herbie!]

Shit, but I think that's half the beauty of it.

Everyone seems to think this is complete shit by voting it "one" or whatever, but it strikes me as hilarious! His Mom and Dad were so funny to look at. The shit drawing is a huge part of the humour. It's ironic ... I guess.....

[!HampsterDance!]

So bad, it's good

The animation is absolute shit -- yet that just seems to add to the comic appeal of this ... thing. The graphics are used really well in time with the music for max effect. Whichever way you look at it, this deserves an oscar when compared to that fucking horny scarecrow. How THAT shitswamp of a movie managed to get about 20 places higher in the rankings than hamster dance is insane. Oh, one more thing, call me a picky, narrow-minded geek but ... you don't spell "hamster" with a P.

[Elmo Song]

Thief!

The entire wav file of this movie has simply been lifted from http://www.themanydeathsofelmo.com and this guy is passing it off as his own work. The only thing he has made himself is the shitty "animation".

[Idiots Anonymous - ep. 4]

Now THAT'S funny

I think this is the first movie I have seen in the portal that makes you laugh because it has a good script and funny, original characters. The sound and graphics are mediocre but that doesn't matter. IA RULES THE PORTAL.