dagger-happy's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Amateur Flash]

huh.

I would rather see one decent movie than 5 poor ones. These old movies need to be kept where they belong: in the deepest depths of your flash directory. Please spend more time on the graphics.

[Keegan's Truck 2]

Crapy graphics, killer ideas!

Keegans truck rules! I cracked up laughing when all the policemen jumped on top of each other to see if he was there! Very creative.

[Keegan's Truck 1]

Keegan has a lot of anger...

I thought it was lame at first, but as it continued, I grew to love the way he would get thrown out a helicopter onto the side of screen which would turn into a tank that he would use to run over more people which would cause an explosion which would cause him to shoot more poeple and cause some more genecide. Cool, movie and a peaceful song.

[The Piss Movie]

Has your flash trial run out yet?

I hope so.

[being tall]

Not bad

At first glance your drawings look poor, but then one can see that it's a unique style (and I'm not being sarcastic!). The graphical effects were cool and it was one of those well executed shorts that amsues me. Nice.

[You Are So Beautiful]

Stupid, funny. I like.

What a great idea! So simple! I really wish I'd thought of that! You're in the top ten of movies with the greatest discrepancy between reviews and score of all time!

[Somethin' fo da ladeez...]

Ha ha ha!

Funny. Yes it is funny. Harmless fun. Extremely veiny, I see!

[Stephen gets a girlfriend]

Awwwww, so cute.

Kinda bad taste but, it did make me chuckle! Maybe the clocks ain't so bad after ALL :).

[Field Guide to Snapping]

Mmm, groovy...

Cool. Very nice animation for the animals dancing and the whole thing was oozing style. Not sure if it should be number four of all time, but it was cool, and I would like to see a sequel.

[Eskiblow Job]

What the fuck???

What do you mean "uncut"? It's exactly tye same episode except for the fact that you ripped off all the sounds and graphics, reducing the quality. You had no right to do this anyway. Make your own shit up or just don't touch flash, because it requires a modicum of CREATIVITY!

EskiblowJob responds:

Don't you know what uncut means? It means keeping the rude stuff which this has with Alfonzo's dildo!